Saturday 13 May 2017

Free Will

Q: Do you believe in free will?

A: Mu.

Q: Do you believe in free will?

A: I don’t think it’s important either way.

Q: Do you believe in free will?

A: Does free will believe in me?

Q: Do you believe in free will?

A: Let me tell you a story:

Free Will was walking through the street one day, though the cars, through the people, through the traffic lights and, of course, through the air. Free Will stopped off in a shop and bought some chewing gum, a packet of cigarettes and a can of coke. Free Will scratched itself and then Free Will retraced its steps.

Q: Do you believe in free will?

A: If free will was a dog it would bark like any other dog.

Q: Do you believe in free will??

A: Do you believe in free will?

Q: Do you believe in free will?

A: Mu.