Nothing and Every
Thing and Nothing and Every
Thing and Nothing and
Tuesday 19 February 2013
Saturday 16 February 2013
At the Casino
At the Casino
They have carpets on the floor
At the Casino
You can eat Pasta Salad
At the Casino
Everything is very clean
At the Casino
They have carpets on the floor
At the Casino
You can eat Pasta Salad
At the Casino
Everything is very clean
At the Casino
Sunday 3 February 2013
Top 10 Rules of Comedy
1. Always be a comedian; never don't be a comedian.
2. Make that fart noise.
3. Never be still. All the best jokers pretend to be aeroplanes.
4. Prime the audience by laughing for a while, then they will understand.
5. Eating is funny and eating funny foods is funnier. Try eating funny foods.
6. When telling a story put "Mr." in front of the names of all the inanimate objects.
7. Try listing the names of famous comedians. People will remember the jokes they told and begin laughing.
8. If a joke doesn't work standing up chances are it will when repeated lying down.
9. If something is popular mention it every other sentence. This may have to be upped to every other word depending on your audience.
10. Be yourself and don't be yourself at the same time and be yourself.
2. Make that fart noise.
3. Never be still. All the best jokers pretend to be aeroplanes.
4. Prime the audience by laughing for a while, then they will understand.
5. Eating is funny and eating funny foods is funnier. Try eating funny foods.
6. When telling a story put "Mr." in front of the names of all the inanimate objects.
7. Try listing the names of famous comedians. People will remember the jokes they told and begin laughing.
8. If a joke doesn't work standing up chances are it will when repeated lying down.
9. If something is popular mention it every other sentence. This may have to be upped to every other word depending on your audience.
10. Be yourself and don't be yourself at the same time and be yourself.
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